So y’all know the old joke about a snail who buys a race car and he draws an S on it then drives around really fast so that people will say “look at that S car go!”?
Well I’ve had that punchline in my head for a week to the tune of Bowie’s “Life on Mars:”
"Look at that S car go. It’s a snail in a caaaaaaaar!"
And I felt the need to share.
Tears of mirth. The best kind.